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	<title>nostatus gave birth to btard</title>
	<link>http://btard.com</link>
	<description>i pwn btard</description>
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		<title>I own btard.com</title>
		<description>I bought this domain (btard.com) and I plan to register it for 10 (billion) years and you can't take it away from me you punkz! </description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2007/12/31/i-own-btard/</link>
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		<title>Peter Griffin Vs Homer Simpson</title>
		<description>Who's the best? Who'd win in a fight? Check it for real here - Homer Simpson fights Peter Griffin. </description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/05/12/peter-griffin-vs-homer-simpson/</link>
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		<title>eat it up. japan vs america: the final battle</title>
		<description>we've seen this before, but never at this magnitude.

i love how the announcer criticizes the bear for not knowing it's a competition. "[the bear] takes some time to look around, check out the lights...kobayashi is an athlete"

"the Alaskan cruncher is our new champion...incredible event"

"this bear is really hungry"

yeah! i love ...</description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/22/eat-it-up-japan-vs-america-the-final-battle/</link>
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		<title>Mortal Kombat Sex Doll</title>
		<description>Shit, everyone can do a fatality, babality, friendship glitch - your mom can probably do some bestiality - but what about the secret sex doll unlock in Mortal Kombat II? Check the screenshot:



If anyone know's how to do this or is good at doing bestiality let us know. Check the ...</description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/17/mortal-kombat-sex-doll/</link>
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		<title>christina tolisano - american idol</title>
		<description>



http://myspace.com/ladygrievous </description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/16/christina-tolisano-american-idol/</link>
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		<title>Tom Cruise Scientology Video</title>
		<description>This is btarded. The full transcript is below (in the full post - click here). Download the Tom Cruise Scientology Video here (apologies for the size, it's small but good for your iPod).

Visit http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/dictionary/ for some explanations about KSW and other freaky crap he's crackin' on about.

[video http://btard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tom-cruise-scientology-movie.mov Tom Cruise ...</description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/15/tom-cruise-scientology-video/</link>
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		<title>best comments ever!</title>
		<description>Check this post right here! This is awesome!!! The 4channers were obviously bored and pissed bc I pwn btard.com. Ha.

sage@4ailchon.com and 2dumb2live@gmail.com - I appreciate you not being fucktards and leaving your emails :) keep em coming. </description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/15/best-comments-ever/</link>
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		<title>double trouble&#8230;and incest</title>
		<description>some stories involving twins are hilarious (like the movie twins) while others can make you cringe (like the movie junior - lightning can only strike once with arnold and devito).

this twin story is nuts. two British twins were put up for adoption, grew up with separate families and eventually "met" ...</description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/11/double-troubleand-incest/</link>
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		<title>Big hockey fight</title>
		<description>[youtube NCQP3KmfSlQ Biggest hockey fight ever?] </description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/10/big-hockey-fight/</link>
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		<title>Beaver Geek</title>
		<description>Geeks like beaver too, check it out. </description>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/08/beaver-geek/</link>
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