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	<title>nostatus gave birth to btard</title>
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	<description>i pwn btard</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I own btard.com</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2007/12/31/i-own-btard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought this domain (btard.com) and I plan to register it for 10 (billion) years and you can&#8217;t take it away from me you punkz!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="announcement_post"><p>I bought this domain (btard.com) and I plan to register it for 10 (billion) years and you can&#8217;t take it away from me you punkz!</p>
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		<title>Peter Griffin Vs Homer Simpson</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/05/12/peter-griffin-vs-homer-simpson/</link>
		<comments>http://btard.com/2008/05/12/peter-griffin-vs-homer-simpson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 07:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who&#8217;s the best? Who&#8217;d win in a fight? Check it for real here - Homer Simpson fights Peter Griffin.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who&#8217;s the best? Who&#8217;d win in a fight? Check it for real here - <a href="http://vodpod.com/watch/215548-video-homer-simpson-vs-peter-griffin-homer-simpson-family-guy-fighter-dailymotion-share-your-videos#" title="Homer Simpson Peter Griffin Fight">Homer Simpson fights Peter Griffin</a>.</p>
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		<title>eat it up. japan vs america: the final battle</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/22/eat-it-up-japan-vs-america-the-final-battle/</link>
		<comments>http://btard.com/2008/01/22/eat-it-up-japan-vs-america-the-final-battle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we&#8217;ve seen this before, but never at this magnitude.
i love how the announcer criticizes the bear for not knowing it&#8217;s a competition. &#8220;[the bear] takes some time to look around, check out the lights&#8230;kobayashi is an athlete&#8221;
&#8220;the Alaskan cruncher is our new champion&#8230;incredible event&#8221;
&#8220;this bear is really hungry&#8221;
yeah! i love this world. this actually happened.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we&#8217;ve seen this before, but never at this magnitude.</p>
<p>i love how the announcer criticizes the bear for not knowing it&#8217;s a competition. &#8220;[the bear] takes some time to look around, check out the lights&#8230;kobayashi is an athlete&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;the Alaskan cruncher is our new champion&#8230;incredible event&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;this bear is really hungry&#8221;</p>
<p>yeah! i love this world. this actually happened.</p>
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<p>ps - are they rivals now?</p>
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		<title>Mortal Kombat Sex Doll</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/17/mortal-kombat-sex-doll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shit, everyone can do a fatality, babality, friendship glitch - your mom can probably do some bestiality - but what about the secret sex doll unlock in Mortal Kombat II? Check the screenshot:

If anyone know&#8217;s how to do this or is good at doing bestiality let us know. Check the YouTube video of some other [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shit, everyone can do a fatality, babality, friendship glitch - your mom can probably do some bestiality - but what about the secret sex doll unlock in Mortal Kombat II? Check the screenshot:</p>
<p><img src="http://btard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mortal-kombat-sex-doll.jpg" alt="Mortal Kombat Sex Doll Friendship glitch" /></p>
<p>If anyone know&#8217;s how to do this or is good at doing bestiality let us know. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c2kW0pc88Y" title="Mortal Kombat glitches" target="_blank">Check the YouTube video of some other Mortal Kombat glitches</a>.</p>
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		<title>christina tolisano - american idol</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/16/christina-tolisano-american-idol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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http://myspace.com/ladygrievous
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<p><img src="http://btard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/gotta-have-tha-butt-sechs.jpg" alt="Christina Tolisano - Star Wars Geek" /></p>
<p><a href="http://myspace.com/ladygrievous" title="Star Wars Geek">http://myspace.com/ladygrievous</a></p>
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		<title>Tom Cruise Scientology Video</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/15/tom-cruise-scientology-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is btarded. The full transcript is below (in the full post - click here). Download the Tom Cruise Scientology Video here (apologies for the size, it&#8217;s small but good for your iPod).
Visit http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/dictionary/ for some explanations about KSW and other freaky crap he&#8217;s crackin&#8217; on about.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is btarded. The full transcript is below (<a href="http://btard.com/2008/01/15/tom-cruise-scientology-video/" title="Video and TRanscript of the Tom Cruise Scientology Video">in the full post - click here</a>). Download the <a href="http://btard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tom-cruise-scientology-movie.mov" title="Tom Cruise Scientology Video" target="_blank">Tom Cruise Scientology Video</a> here (apologies for the size, it&#8217;s small but good for your iPod).</p>
<p>Visit <a href="http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/dictionary/" title="Scientology FAQs" target="_blank">http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/dictionary/</a> for some explanations about KSW and other freaky crap he&#8217;s crackin&#8217; on about.<span id="more-15"></span></p>
<p>[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. <a href="http://btard.com/2008/01/15/tom-cruise-scientology-video/">Visit the blog entry to see the video.]</a></p>
<p><strong>Announcer:</strong> Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise Scientologist</p>
<p><strong>Cruise:</strong> I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist and it is something that you have to earn, and…because a Scientologist does. He, or she has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions. Uh, being a Scientologist, you look at somebody and you know absolutely that you can help them. (cut)</p>
<p>So, for me, it really is KSW, and it’s just like, it’s something that, uh, I don’t mince words with that. You know, with anything (unintelligible), but that policy to me has really has gone , boy, there’s a time I went through and I said, “You know what…” When I read it, I just went (noise that sounds like poof), “This is it. That’s exactly it.” (cut)</p>
<p>Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help. (cut)</p>
<p>That’s…that’s what drives me, is that I know we have an opportunity, and uh, to really help for the first time effectively change people’s lives, and uh, I’m dedicated to that. I’m gonna, I’m absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that. (cut)</p>
<p>Org are there to help, okay, but we as (unintelligible) the public, we have a responsibility. It’s not just the Orgs, it’s not just David Miscavige, you know, it’s not just me. It’s you, it’s everyone out there, kinds re-reading KSW and looking at what needs to be done and saying, “Okay! Am I going to do it or am I not going to do it?” Period. Am I going to look at that guy or am I too afraid because I have my own out-ethics, put in someone else’s ethics. That’s all it comes down to. (cut)</p>
<p>And I won’t hesitate to put ethics in someone else, because I put it ruthlessly in myself. And I think that I…uh…I respect that, you know, in others. And, you know, I’m there to help, and we’re here to help, and my opinion is is that, look, either you’re on board or you’re not on board. Okay, it’s just, if you’re on board, you’re on board just like the rest of us. Period. (cut)</p>
<p>We are the authorities in getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the mind. We are the authorities on improving conditions. Criminals, we can rehabilitate criminals. Way to happiness, we can bring peace and unite cultures, uh, that once you know these tools and you know that they work, it’s not good enough that I’m just (doing okay?)</p>
<p>Traveling around the world and meeting the people that I’ve met. Talking with these leaders in various fields, they want help, and they are depending on people who know, and who can be effective and do it, and that’s us, that is our responsibility to do that. (cut)</p>
<p>It is the time now. Now is the time, okay? It is, being a Scientologist, people are turning to you, so you better know it. You better know it, and if you don’t, you know, go (sound deleted, appears to be “fucking”) learn it. (Laughs) You know? But don’t pretend you know it and, or whatever. It’s like, we’re here to help. (cut)</p>
<p>If you’re a Scientologist, you see life, you see things the way that they are. In all its glory, you know, all of its complexity. Uh, the more you know as a Scientologist, you don’t become overwhelmed by it. (cut)</p>
<p>(Laughs) And uh, they said, “So, have you been an SP” (big laugh) I looked at them and I thought, “What a beautiful thing,” because maybe one day it will be like that, you know? You know what I’m saying. Maybe one day it will be that “Wow, SP, they just read about those in the history books.” You know? (cut)</p>
<p>I just got through that tech, and it’s literally…it’s not how to run from an SP. It’s (acronym of some sort), how to shatter suppression, confront and shatter suppression. You apply it, and it’s like, boom. (cut)</p>
<p>Because, they don’t come up to be and do that. They don’t do it to me. Not to my face, or anywhere in my vicinity where they feel they can confronted, you know. They just don’t do it. (cut)</p>
<p>I wish the world was a different place. I’d like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that. You know what I mean? I mean, that’s what I want it to be. That’s how, there’s times I want to do that but I can’t because I know. I know. So, you know I have to do something about it. It’s not, you know you can sit here wish it was different and then you look at it and you go “Okay, this is it.” You know, I have to do something, don’t I? I have to do it, because I can’t live with myself if I don’t. That really is it. (cut)</p>
<p>I don’t care if someone thinks it’s hard or easy. You’re either helping and contributing everything you can or you’re not, okay? Because I’m carrying my load, okay? And as much as I’m carrying, I still feel like I have to do more. Alright? There is still a thing of, let’s go. (cut)</p>
<p>You can just see the look in their eyes, you know the ones that are doing it and you know the spectators, the ones who are going, “Well, it’s easy for you” or “What am I doing” and it’s just, that thing is, I’ve canceled that in my area (laughs). It’s like, man, you’re either in or you’re out. That’s spectatorism, and it’s something that we have no time for right now. (cut)</p>
<p>So, it’s our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. We have that responsibility to say, “Hey, this is the way it should be done, because we do it this way and people are actually getting better.” (cut)</p>
<p>And let’s get it done. Let’s really get it done. Have enough love, compassion, and toughness that you’re going to do it and, uh, do it right. (cut)</p>
<p>And I have to tell you something. I really, it is, it’s rough and tumble. It’s wild and wooly. It’s a blast. It’s a blast. It really is fun, because damn it there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see things are better. (cut)</p>
<p>I want to know that I’ve can everything I could everyday and I think about those people out there who depending on us. And I think about that. And it does make me feel like, (laughs) we’ve got more work. I need more help. Get those spectators—you’re in the playing field or out of the arena. (Laughs) You know, really, that’s how I feel about it. (cut)</p>
<p>I do what I can and I do it the way I do everything (laughs). There’s nothing part of the way for me (laughs).</p>
<p><strong>Music:</strong> Mission Impossible</p>
<p><strong>Announcer:</strong> A Scientologist can be defined by a single question: Would you want others to achieve the knowledge you now have. In answering that question, Tom Cruise has introduced LRH technology to over one billion people on earth, and that’s only the first wave he’s unleashed. Which is why the story of Tom Cruise Scientologist has only just begun.</p>
<p><strong>Graphic:</strong> Tom Cruise, IAS, Freedom Medal of Valor, Winner</p>
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		<title>best comments ever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check this post right here! This is awesome!!! The 4channers were obviously bored and pissed bc I pwn btard.com. Ha.
sage@4ailchon.com and 2dumb2live@gmail.com - I appreciate you not being fucktards and leaving your emails :) keep em coming.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://btard.com/2007/12/31/i-own-btard/#comments" title="4channers having fun!">Check this post right here</a>! This is awesome!!! The 4channers were obviously bored and pissed bc I pwn btard.com. Ha.</p>
<p>sage@4ailchon.com and 2dumb2live@gmail.com - I appreciate you not being fucktards and leaving your emails :) keep em coming.</p>
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		<title>double trouble&#8230;and incest</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/11/double-troubleand-incest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[some stories involving twins are hilarious (like the movie twins) while others can make you cringe (like the movie junior - lightning can only strike once with arnold and devito).
this twin story is nuts. two British twins were put up for adoption, grew up with separate families and eventually &#8220;met&#8221; each other and got married. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>some stories involving twins are hilarious (like the movie twins) while others can make you cringe (like the movie junior - lightning can only strike once with arnold and devito).</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7182817.stm">this twin story</a> is nuts. two British twins were put up for adoption, grew up with separate families and eventually &#8220;met&#8221; each other and got married. yikes.</p>
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		<title>Big hockey fight</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/10/big-hockey-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Beaver Geek</title>
		<link>http://btard.com/2008/01/08/beaver-geek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://get-humor.com/beaver_casemod/" title="Beaver Computer" target="_blank">Geeks like beaver too, check it out</a>.</p>
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